So you want to learn to grow a set do you? Here is my attempt last night.
Take your child to Friendly's, it's friday for god's sake.
Take 3 pieces of factory grown chicken.
Roll said poultry in batter.
Deep fry.
Soak them in bbq sauce
Smother them in ranch dressing.
Envelop them in gov't cheese.
Smoosh the boob explosive between two pieces of sourdough bread.
For good measure, soak said bread in butter, not that healthy margarine shit.
Grill it.
Serve with deep fried potatoes, then offer El Lard-o a free sundae to wash it down with as his prize.
Jiggle your fat ass home with a smile and watch cartoons with your kid.
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